Horrible jokes I thought up for MIT midyear report

letsseehowthisgoesdoe:

What did the 1 say to the x on Valentine’s Day?

“You’re integral to me!”

What did the physicist say when asked to let go of the pendulum he was

holding back?

“Just a moment!”

The professor in a class of inductors was doing a great job, except for one

young inductor who was quite disruptive and generally hard to work with.

One day, the professor took this student aside and said “Look, if you ever

want to grow up to be an ideal inductor, you’re going to have to stop

resisting.”

Completely relevant to my life.