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Some bad science jokes
programmingthomas: I was wondering the internet the other day and put together this list, but I’ve only just remembered I made it. Here are my top bad science jokes. “Light travels faster than sound… which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.” “Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.” “Artificial intelligence is no match for...
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Uncomfortable chemistry jokes, anyone?
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a...
jennadaily: The first mathematician orders a full glass of beer, the second orders half a glass, the third orders a quarter of a glass, and so on. The bartender says “Whoa, whoa, slow down. You guys need to learn your limits.”
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“It’s thrilling and exciting to be back and working with two of my closest...”
– Matt Smith on returning for his third season of Doctor Who (via doctorwho)
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crateshya: biiwiinniing replied to your post: HELP Are you warning us about the stairs then? YES YES I AM LOLI DO YOU SEE THIS I AM WARNING YOU BOUT STAIRS BRO
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I just queued a bunch of science jokes.
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So my school decided to start our lesson on...
eddiescouch: The ark lands after the flood, and Noah lets all the animals out. He tells them, “Go forth and multiply.” Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. “What’s the problem?” says Noah. “We need you to cut down some trees so we can live there,” say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks...
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Horrible jokes I thought up for MIT midyear report
letsseehowthisgoesdoe: What did the 1 say to the x on Valentine’s Day? “You’re integral to me!” What did the physicist say when asked to let go of the pendulum he was holding back? “Just a moment!” The professor in a class of inductors was doing a great job, except for one young inductor who was quite disruptive and generally hard to work with. One day, the professor took this student aside and...
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Listenmacro-life: Kate Justice: The last episode of...
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